there’s honestly nothing worse than an apple that’s not crisp like don’t come near me with that grainy soft shit, that weak ass crunch i’d rather die
this is an anti-red delicious apple blog and if you don’t agree you can block me right now
This is a parrot

and so is this

and this

Do you know what else parrots look like?





Parrots come in all shapes and sizes. Don’t assume that a small bird means smaller requirements. All parrots need cages with enough room to fly and fit in 4+ toys and 3-4 perches, carefully prepared fresh food, time out of the cage, vet care, and mental stimulation. All parrots are sensitive animals with specific needs. A $20 pet store budgie is just as much a parrot as a macaw.
“This is my cat Missy. It’s short for Missile Launcher.”
i just want to say this is 1) excellent and 2) not uncommon…i work at a vet clinic and some of the names are so fuckin weird but i love it???? clients will be like “we call her stevie. it’s short for death metal steve” or “this is turkey but his LEGAL name is scarecrow jones” thank u






